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oversizedsweaterash:

im so damn whipped over tHIS STUPID FUCKING BAND AS TARGET EMPLOYEES WHAT THE FUCK IS MY LIFE 

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sassykardashian:

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

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hemmolysis:

luke the employee at target who discreetly gives you a discount every time you check out at his register and you don’t notice til you look at all the receipts and then find his number on one of them oh 

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mistermurdocnipples:

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thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

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These are cute

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im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

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flannelukee:

Luke the target employee sees you struggling to reach something from the top shelf so he comes over and gets it for you with no problem, but notices how pretty you are and accidentally knocks 17 other things off the shelf and starts blushing and acting like a complete fool

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hoodclum:

like why can i actually picture myself falling in love with oscar the awkward bean pole target employee who gets really excited when he can work in electronics so he can look through all the cds and blushes when he checks you out and sees that you’ve bought a new pink bra

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centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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fullhemmo:

ashton pulled off the khakis and he did look the part of slightly messy teenage customer service worker. however, the other three through me off and seeing them in normal pants had me like

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connorfrnata:

ashton was literally that employee that just strolls around the store and doesn’t actually do any work but everyone loves him so he would never get fired

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uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

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uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

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